(Because Kevin LaFontaine is a dick!)

Saturday, September 26, 2009


He always gets a flyer from the right wing media.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009


He jokingly refers to Megan McCains inability to raise her arms above shoulder level as having been the result of abuse she suffered in captivity in Vietnam. In reality she can't raise her arms above shoulder level because she is fat. Kevin LaFontaine is a dick.


He was caught in a video sting race-baiting an El Salvadorean child sex worker in exchange for federal brothel assistance.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009


He says that the real reason Megan McCain wears fake hair is that her scalp was severely burned when she was shot down over Vietnam.


When he stole those photos of me that were strictly for personal use on ADULT Social Networking sites and posted them in the laundry room (for the whole world to see btw), he claimed that he was protected from liabilities by something called: 'fair use doctrine'. That is completely absurd.

Monday, September 14, 2009


His views dont represent the mainstream.

Thursday, September 10, 2009


He may have an addiction...to caffeine.


He is standing in the way of real reform.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009


Sometimes he agrees with Perez Hilton.


You know that scene in The Good, The Bad and The Ugly where the guy who plays Clint Eastwood is severely dehydrated and his lips start cracking and peeling? Kevin LaFontaine's lips look like that every day.


He blames the US entertainment industry for the dearth of masculine British superheroes.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009


He is like those hair fragments that collect at your t-shirt collar after you get a haircut.

Sunday, September 6, 2009


He once tried to cut an album with Mumia Abu Jamal.

Saturday, September 5, 2009


The choices he makes regarding hygiene products are questionable, at best. As an example, consider the fact that his anti-perspirant stick of choice does not include a deodorant component.

Friday, September 4, 2009


He is a buffoon, and not moderately priced like at Golden Corral.