He has lived his entire life with the assumption, supported by several old episodes of 'Batman', that penguins quack.
Everybody knows that penguins lack the vocal apparatus necessary to produce sound and instead communicate using a sophisticated array of head-bobs, arm-wags and intricate footwork.
(Because Kevin LaFontaine is a dick!)
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Friday, August 28, 2009
#103
If eugenics could have prevented Kevin LaFontaine, the movement itself would have tremendous merit.
#102
While it would be easy to analogize Kevin LaFontaine as a social butterfly, the term itself is misleading because butterflies are possessed of natural beauty and grace. Likewise the term "social caterpillar" would be inaccurate at best, because he does not have the prerequisite mysterious inner beauty. The most apt description would therefore have to be "pus gorged leech".
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Reason #100 To Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine
He pictures himself as a stylish, young hipster but he is neither stylish nor hip and his youth is fading.
Monday, August 24, 2009
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Reason #98 To Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine
He thinks he can just spam fear over and over and that makes him uber.
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Reason #97 To Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine
Long story short:
I recently had to have Kevin LaFontaine over to my place for a group project. I was totally against it because of principles, etc. But whatever.
Anyways, while he was over (not really helping, btw) he found this item in my bathroom:
Well before you know it, he is accusing me of stealing it from his room! I'm like: "No way, dude!"
But he would have none of it and even after he acted like he was going to drop the matter it turns out that he put it in his bag and left with it! And it was MINE!
He's a thief and a destroyer of dreams!
I recently had to have Kevin LaFontaine over to my place for a group project. I was totally against it because of principles, etc. But whatever.
Anyways, while he was over (not really helping, btw) he found this item in my bathroom:
Well before you know it, he is accusing me of stealing it from his room! I'm like: "No way, dude!"
But he would have none of it and even after he acted like he was going to drop the matter it turns out that he put it in his bag and left with it! And it was MINE!
He's a thief and a destroyer of dreams!
Reason #96 To Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine
He is always talking about how hot chicks are always lining up to be with him and how if he had a reclining lawn chair the hot chicks would all be crowded around him, feeding him peeled grapes, dates and passion fruit, but the truth of the matter is that he is lying. There is NO WAY that would happen.
Saturday, August 8, 2009
Reason #95 To Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine
If you offer him a stick of gum, he will chew it up and swallow it BEFORE the flavor runs out and then ask for more.
Friday, August 7, 2009
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Reason #92 To Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine
He's responsible for starting that obnoxious Chuck Norris meme.
Reason #91 To Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine
He spreads lies and misinformation regarding health care reform. I'm going to report him to the White House.
Sunday, August 2, 2009
Reason #89 To Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine
This morning there is a news story about an astronaut who didn't change his underwear for a month. Kevin LaFontaine does that all the time and his underwear isn't experimental.
Saturday, August 1, 2009
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