Reason #87 To Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine

He is redefining what it is to be an asshole in America today.

Reason #86 To Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine

If your not watching, he'll eat the whole thing.

Reason #85 To Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine

He prefers to be part of the problem, rather than part of the solution.

Reason #84 To Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine

His fiendish plot to kidnap and mutilate feral cats is inexplicably garnering positive press.

Reason #83 To Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine

He totally disregards the advice of both Elvis and Cheap Trick in that he WILL BE cruel.

Reason #82 To Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine

His assertion that he is and always has been a cat person is dubious at best.

Reason #81 To Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine

He still does that cock'n'balls routine from Adam Sandler from 20 years ago. Get over it already.

Almost end of July Update

Just a reminder for everyone who does not already know. Kevin LaFontaine is a dick and this blog offers irrefutable proof of that. If you still have any doubts, please go back to the first month and read from the beginning.

Reason #80 To Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine

He still insists that Captain Benteen was derelict.

Reason #79 To Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine

Remember when President Obama got in trouble for checking out that teenage girls' butt? She was 16. Kevin LaFontaine got in trouble one time for checking out a 15 year old girls' butt.

Reason #78 To Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine

While he's an adult in a chronological sense, he still clings to a child like belief that potential employers might take him seriously when he shows up to interviews sporting his pierced eyebrow.

Reason #77 To Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine

He spends a lot of time in the steam room at Golds gym.

Reason #76 To Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine

His email passwords aren't very strong.

Reminder

Today as we try to celebrate or greener, more eco-friendly July 4th, it is important to keep in mind that Kevin LaFontaine is a dick. Even worse than that blond haired guy in Better off Dead. I forget his name.

Reason #75 To Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine

You know how the clock always stops ticking right before an unspeakable evil is about to go down? The same thing happens whenever Kevin LaFontaine walks into a room.

Reason #74 To Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine

Regarding the smell of ass in reason #73 below, I have never smelled Kevin LaFontaines ass specifically, rather, I described his room as smelling of ass in a more generic sense.

Reason #73 To Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine

Whereas his room smells like sweat as noted in Reason #72 below, it is important to note that his sweat smells like ass.

Reason #72 To Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine

His room smells like sweat.