(Because Kevin LaFontaine is a dick!)
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Reason #52 To Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine
He claims to have coined the term 'sweet sassy mollassy', which is bad whether true or not.
Reason #51 To Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine
He is not concerned enough about the new swine flu epidemic to cover his mouth when sneezing.
Job Announcement @ Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine Blog
There's going to be a book soon about not trusting Kevin LaFontaine. I predict it will be a best seller. In order to get that project off the ground, I am going to need the services of an illustrator (who draws pictures).
Position: Illustrator for planned Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine Book
Hours: Negotiable but hurry up.
Salary: Nothing up front but maybe I can spot you a twenty down the road when this book is rocketing up the charts.
If you are a illustrator or can draw good pictures about reasons to not trust Kevin LaFontaine (many of which are listed here) then you should totally contact me because this is going to be BIG TIME.
Position: Illustrator for planned Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine Book
Hours: Negotiable but hurry up.
Salary: Nothing up front but maybe I can spot you a twenty down the road when this book is rocketing up the charts.
If you are a illustrator or can draw good pictures about reasons to not trust Kevin LaFontaine (many of which are listed here) then you should totally contact me because this is going to be BIG TIME.
Monday, April 27, 2009
Friday, April 24, 2009
Reason #47 To Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine
If you have a separate can for recyclables, he will put non-recyclables in it.
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Not Compensating
By now you have seen those extenz commercials where the ruggedly handsome pitchman and his wife discuss the benefits of extenz, including improvements in "performance" and "size".
Well, Kevin LaFontaine took that commercial seriously, accumulated a supply of extenz and now measures his genetalia on a weekly basis.
Well, Kevin LaFontaine took that commercial seriously, accumulated a supply of extenz and now measures his genetalia on a weekly basis.
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Reason #45 To Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine
When he poses for a dramatic photo, he does so with his finger wrapped around the trigger in an irresponsible and dangerous manner.
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Reason #44 To Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine
In driving, he scoffs at the notion of controlling the steering wheel with his hands in the tried and true 10 and 2 position, forgoing it in favor of the less efficient 9 and 3.
Friday, April 17, 2009
Reason #43 To Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine
If it's his turn to pick up the tab, he always says he forgot his wallet.
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Blog Update
Just in case you were wondering, there are still hundreds of reasons to not trust Kevin LaFontaine, and here at Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine blog, we plan to get them all out into the open.
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Reason #39 To Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine
When he takes a slice of bread from the bag, he doesnt reapply the plastic tab. He just folds the open end down.
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Reason #38 To Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine
When you're eating, he makes a squishy sound with his eye.
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Monday, April 6, 2009
Kevin LaFontaine: Scourge of The Less Fortunate
There was this one time when everyone in our complex received flyers about a used clothing drive scheduled for the following week. Well, as a normal sensitive and caring community, most of us were compelled to act.
So the day for the clothing drive finally arrives and everyone has boxes of used clothing to donate.
Everyone except....Kevin LaFontaine.
He couldn't even afford to part with a single used REO Speedwagon t-shirt. It was shameful.
So the day for the clothing drive finally arrives and everyone has boxes of used clothing to donate.
Everyone except....Kevin LaFontaine.
He couldn't even afford to part with a single used REO Speedwagon t-shirt. It was shameful.
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Saturday, April 4, 2009
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Reason #33 To Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine
If you just cleaned your room, Kevin LaFontaine will come in and track mud on your floor.
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