Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Monday, March 30, 2009
Kevin LaFontaine is Exceedingly Nasty
One time a bunch of us guys met at Village Inn to hang out and talk about things. Well, Kevin LaFontaine ordered a bowl of clam chowder, which was cool, but what happened next was not.
When he was eating that clam chowder, he accidentally spilled some into the hair on his chin. Then he acted like it wasnt even there, so for the rest of the night, whenever we tried to talk to him, all we could do was look at the droplet of clam chowder clinging to his soul patch.
I'm sure he did it all on purpose.
When he was eating that clam chowder, he accidentally spilled some into the hair on his chin. Then he acted like it wasnt even there, so for the rest of the night, whenever we tried to talk to him, all we could do was look at the droplet of clam chowder clinging to his soul patch.
I'm sure he did it all on purpose.
Friday, March 27, 2009
Thursday, March 26, 2009
Reason #29 To Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine
His shorts are just a little bit too short. When he stretches, they are way too short.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Reason #28 To Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine
Sometimes when he is eating food, a crumb will stick to his bottom lip and when you're trying to talk to him, you cant take your eyes away from it.
Another story about how Kevin LaFontaine is such a TOOL
One time I was going out of town for like 10 days, so I had to ask Kevin LaFontaine to water my fern while I was gone.
Well, guess what happened? HE "forgot" to water my fern. When I got home, it was all dry and the leaves were brittle. Kevin LaFontaine was responsible.
Well, guess what happened? HE "forgot" to water my fern. When I got home, it was all dry and the leaves were brittle. Kevin LaFontaine was responsible.
Monday, March 23, 2009
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Reason #22 To Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine
When he talks for a long time, little gobs of saliva gather and congeal in the corners of his mouth, forming a terrifying white paste.
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Blog Update
New Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine shirts are now available through the link on the sidebar somewhere. They are only available in gray because that is the color that Kevin LaFontaine would hate worst!
My plan is coming together nicely and soon Kevin LaFontaine will be crushed.
My plan is coming together nicely and soon Kevin LaFontaine will be crushed.
Reason #20 To Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine
He says he scores with tons of hot chicks. Well, the truth is: he doesn't.
Reason #18 To Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine
If there are two muffins left and one is a bran muffin, he'll eat the other one EVERY TIME.
Friday, March 20, 2009
A Story (Real Life) About What a Tool Kevin LaFontaine Is.
This one time about 6 months ago I was in a study group with these guys and we were up all night AND I MEAN CRAMMING for a brutal cultural anthropology mid-term. One of the guys was Kevin LaFontaine.
Anyways, long story short we had some munchies (Doritos (cool ranch) and some drinks (colas, Fresca, etc) and this BIG bowl full of peanuts and butter mints. Well, guess who picked out all the butter mints and left just the peanuts!
Thats right: Kevin LaFontaine!
Anyways, long story short we had some munchies (Doritos (cool ranch) and some drinks (colas, Fresca, etc) and this BIG bowl full of peanuts and butter mints. Well, guess who picked out all the butter mints and left just the peanuts!
Thats right: Kevin LaFontaine!
Reason #15 To Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine
He will drink the last cup of coffee and not refill the pot.
Reason #14 To Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine
He will answer your phone and say you aren't there. Even if you are!
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Reason #13 To Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine
He licks his fingers and then digs his hand into the popcorn bag.
Reason #12 To Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine
He will borrow your DVDs, then return them all scratched up.
Blog Update
Do you know something I dont know about how Kevin LaFontaine is such a tool?
Email me (look in profile) and I will help you get the word out.
Email me (look in profile) and I will help you get the word out.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Reason #9 To Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine
Reason 9: Kevin LaFontaine will tell your mom if you have been smoking.
Blog Update
Oh man, I totaly brokered a deal to have some bumper stickers made so we can get the word out that Kevin LaFontaine is a dick.
Buy these bumper stickers by the 10 pack and give them to your friends / family who also hate Kevin LaFontaine.
Buy these bumper stickers by the 10 pack and give them to your friends / family who also hate Kevin LaFontaine.
Reason #5 To Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine
Reason 5: Does 'farmers hanky' every time. Do not shake hands with Kevin LaFontaine!
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Reason #3 To Dont Trust Kevin LaFontaine
Reason 3: If you're a chick and you go out with him, he won't call you later.
History
Ok. Long story short: the reason you cant EVER trust Kevin LaFontaine and should in fact HATE him is because he TOTALY screwed me over.
On Sunday, 15 March of 2009, I trusted him with my USB flash drive thing. See, I was running a bracket for deciding the hottest blog chick in the world and I *thought* I could trust Kevin LaFontaine to help with graphics arts which is his other hobby. But apparently his MAIN hobby is SCREWING ME OVER!
What he did was made a MOCKARY of my hot blog chick bracket and put stuff in his designs that were completely against my vision. Then he STOLE my USB Flash drive thing which I entrusted to him to put graphical arts stuff on so I could load it to my blog and next thing you know, he snooped in to it and found some pictures of me that were for ADULT SOCIAL NETWORKING sites (not safe for work, btw).
Imagine my surprise when I went to laundry room and found pictures of ME on the cork board which is like THE information source for housing where I live. They (pictures) were suppose to be PRIVATE which is why I did not post them all over in my room for the whole world to see.
So for every one to understand I can boil it down to this:
If Kevin LaFontaine could do this to ME, he could do it to you!!
...so DONT trust him!
On Sunday, 15 March of 2009, I trusted him with my USB flash drive thing. See, I was running a bracket for deciding the hottest blog chick in the world and I *thought* I could trust Kevin LaFontaine to help with graphics arts which is his other hobby. But apparently his MAIN hobby is SCREWING ME OVER!
What he did was made a MOCKARY of my hot blog chick bracket and put stuff in his designs that were completely against my vision. Then he STOLE my USB Flash drive thing which I entrusted to him to put graphical arts stuff on so I could load it to my blog and next thing you know, he snooped in to it and found some pictures of me that were for ADULT SOCIAL NETWORKING sites (not safe for work, btw).
Imagine my surprise when I went to laundry room and found pictures of ME on the cork board which is like THE information source for housing where I live. They (pictures) were suppose to be PRIVATE which is why I did not post them all over in my room for the whole world to see.
So for every one to understand I can boil it down to this:
If Kevin LaFontaine could do this to ME, he could do it to you!!
...so DONT trust him!
Mission Statement
Don't Trust Kevin LaFontaine Blog is about how you can never EVER trust Kevin LaFontaine. In fact you should HATE him!
On this blog I will give you new reasons to HATE him every day.
On this blog I will give you new reasons to HATE him every day.
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