#128

He does not like pickles and when he gets one on his burger, he will pull it out, throw it down on the table and laugh at the small slapping sound it makes.

#127

Kevin LaFontaine once pissed on a bathroom floor at the McKay events center because he did not think the janitorial staff did enough work to justify their salaries.

#126

Although it has been almost a year, it is still too soon to talk about forgiving Kevin LaFontaine.

#125

He insists that Canada does not need to apologize for Celine Dion.

#124

He made a joke contribution to Obamas campaign in 2008 in Paul Belchers name but the joke was on Kevin LaFontaine: Obama winded up winning the election!

#123

Knowing he bargain shops irregular clothing outlets is no more disconcerting that the fact that his right arm is noticeably longer than his left. It's also more heavily muscled and I dont understand why.

#122

Suspected bed-wetter.

#121

He always gets a flyer from the right wing media.

#120

He jokingly refers to Megan McCains inability to raise her arms above shoulder level as having been the result of abuse she suffered in captivity in Vietnam. In reality she can't raise her arms above shoulder level because she is fat. Kevin LaFontaine is a dick.

#119

He was caught in a video sting race-baiting an El Salvadorean child sex worker in exchange for federal brothel assistance.

#118

He says that the real reason Megan McCain wears fake hair is that her scalp was severely burned when she was shot down over Vietnam.

#117

When he stole those photos of me that were strictly for personal use on ADULT Social Networking sites and posted them in the laundry room (for the whole world to see btw), he claimed that he was protected from liabilities by something called: 'fair use doctrine'. That is completely absurd.

#116

His views dont represent the mainstream.

#115

He may have an addiction...to caffeine.

#114

He is standing in the way of real reform.

#113

Sometimes he agrees with Perez Hilton.

#112

You know that scene in The Good, The Bad and The Ugly where the guy who plays Clint Eastwood is severely dehydrated and his lips start cracking and peeling? Kevin LaFontaine's lips look like that every day.

#111

He blames the US entertainment industry for the dearth of masculine British superheroes.

#110

He is like those hair fragments that collect at your t-shirt collar after you get a haircut.

#109

He once tried to cut an album with Mumia Abu Jamal.